Rooftop Puns

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A list of rooftop puns. Over 100 great puns. Two drunks are are in a rooftop bar having an argument about politics sports trivia and what ever is on tv. Our collection of funny puns give everyone all the feels.

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Rooftop jokes and superwoman puns like a homeless vagabond approaches a woman who is about to commit suicide from by throwing her self from the rooftop vagabond says excuse me lady i know you are very depressed but you know eh i ve never been with a woman can you sleep with me your going to kill your self anyway woman replies what are you crazy to what he answers fine i ll wait downstairs. Everyone loves a great pun. While some contractors may claim to specialize in.

Everyone can appreciate the value of a good pun even roofing contractors. 50 quick funny puns that will crack you up in five seconds flat by january nelson updated october 30 2018. To drive the point home because it might be a little tipsy here s a hefty sampling of alcohol puns organized by drink type. Whatever the reason alcohol is a great subject for all sorts of verbal shenanigans including puns.

For example the first rule of roofing is to find a contractor that will give you a good flashing. Let s sit on a rooftop at 2 a m. Life is much easier when you just chill out unknown. I m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Here is the largest and best also best puns collection on the entire internet. By january nelson updated october 30 2018. Funny pictures of really horrible and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you googled it.